Dear Santa,

The minions – I mean humans – keep telling me I have so much personality, so why have I been waiting so long to find a home?

I think I’ve been very good this year. (Yes, there was the time with the soup, but all I wanted was a taste. I was going to slide the bowl right back, I promise.)

My only wish this year is a minion – err, human – who appreciates a fine feline such as myself. A home office would be fun so I could distract them as often as I please. And it should go without saying that a proper throne (I think they call it a bed) is important.

If you find anyone who fits this description, remember the SPCA doesn’t have a chimney. Just have them call the SPCA’s adoption team instead (919-772-2326).

Love,

Nonni